Nectar shame..

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Nectar shame..

by roasted @ 04.11.2009 – 11:17:27

today I visited my local BP garage9 (incorporating M&S food) to grab a sandwich. After a little queueing I approached the cash desk and lay my items upon it.

"Any fuel today Sir?"
I had not placed any on the counter so..... "No thank you"
"Would you enjoy a large coffee?"
well, actually I would... but I'd enjoy it alot more if I purchased it somewhere a shit pile cheaper than it was here.. "No thank you"
"Would you like a carwash today Sir?"
Actually..It could do with a wash but... "No thank you"
"we have a special offer today Sir... Buy 1 bottle of any Pepsi and get another free"
by this point I'm beginning to think she may be taking the piss... "No thank you"

"How about a muffin"
oh come on.... now she's definately having a laugh... How I held back the extremely inappropriate answer, I'll never know...
"No......... Thank you!!"

finally... after a barrage of questions I picked up my sandwich ready to leave...
"Does Sir have a nectar card?"

"FOR FUCKS SAKE WOMAN... I ONLY CAME IN FOR A TOSSING SANDWICH... WILL YOU PLEASE STOP TRYING TO FORCE ME TO BUY EVERYTHING IN THIS OVER-PRICED FUCK HOLE OF A SHOP... LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE"

Is what I would liked to have said...
instead..... "Ooohh... I almost forgot... here you go..ha (fake laugh) ha"... and handed over my never used Nectar card.

Oh the shame of being polite.
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- trulyfab
- 04.11.2009 @ 11:20:04
ah but what kind of sandwich is it? does that not make it worthwhile?
- - roasted
  - 04.11.2009 @ 11:27:56
  it was a huge disapointment. £3.65 for a Tuna sandwich is shite.
  - - trulyfab
    - 04.11.2009 @ 11:38:37
    how much? toots did the place have a big window? cause they certainly seen you coming. i would expect a meal in a pub for that, want me to make you some sandwiches to take into work tomorrow? roast beef on a bed of rocket with horseradish sauce and a wee sprinkle of magic, off to asda i'm hungry now
    - - roasted
      - 04.11.2009 @ 11:55:33
      that sounds fantabulous!! yes please....
      Any chance of some cake too??
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- brokendownangel ^Pro
- 04.11.2009 @ 11:47:37
I would so love a job somewhere like that now so that I could piss people off all day long - brilliant except that as she works there she probably has no idea she is being an annoying twat!
- - roasted
  - 04.11.2009 @ 11:57:23
  the biggest problem is that she said it so enthusiastically... if she was as pissed off saying it as I was hearing it... we could have shared our pain... but no..
  she had to go and enjoy it.. BITCH!
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- kitten44 ^Pro
- 04.11.2009 @ 12:36:35
nothing worse than an overpriced manky sandwich that you have to work that hard to get! you need a lie down
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- SeasideMan ^Pro
- 04.11.2009 @ 15:42:26
Grr, all that annoys me too. Have you got a clubcard? Do you want cashback?

Your sammich was damn expensive too...
- - roasted
  - 04.11.2009 @ 16:10:20
  It gets very tedious after a while..
  
  Yes, the sandwiches there, although very tasty, are incredibly expensive.. but it's convenient so does a lot of business from the local business park.
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- LibraryGirl
- 04.11.2009 @ 18:05:23
You were ripped off mate.
Id have made you a sandwich for a quid
- - roasted
  - 05.11.2009 @ 08:11:10
  Thats a deal.. gimme!
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- pompeycaulkhead
- 04.11.2009 @ 20:37:48
Ah son you missed a trick here. What you should have done is taken it all, let her run it through the till then said 'actually I aint got no dosh. you will have to put it back'. That would have fucked her off!!!!!!!!!
- - roasted
  - 05.11.2009 @ 08:12:23
  ... but then I'd go hungry and the trip would have been for nothing.
  though I would have saved £3.65....
  hmmmmm....
  - - pompeycaulkhead
    - 05.11.2009 @ 14:25:56
    I still cant get over £3.65 for a sandwich. I would want a two course lunch for that.......
    - - roasted
      - 05.11.2009 @ 14:34:35
      this close to London everything goes up by 40% just for the hell of it!
      thieving toads!
      - pompeycaulkhead
        
        05.11.2009 @ 14:58:00
        
        I guess so. Down here its still 2 and 6 for a sarnie!!!!!!
        
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- Cambridge-dieter
- 08.11.2009 @ 12:49:02
Look, I have a shitty job in a garage... it amuses me to wind up the customers asking pointless questions until they look like they might explode!!!

It might amuse me more if you answered yes to all of the offers.... the total would require you to take out a second mortgage!!

nice one... It's nice to see you back, entertaining as ever.

M x
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